This Bag Has Seen Some Sh*t Funny Nurse Tote Bag – Hilarious RN Gift for Healthcare Workers & Medical Professionals

Warning: This bag has been through it. From unspeakable messes to Code Browns of epic proportions, this nurse tote carries the weight of every wild shift you’ve survived (and has the trauma to prove it).

Designed for the healthcare warriors on the frontlines of bodily fluids, mystery smells, and questionable stains, this bag is more than just a tote — it’s a survival badge.

Whether you’re rushing through a 12-hour shift, running on caffeine, or dodging call lights, this bag has your back — and maybe your extra pair of scrubs, 14 pens, a snack you forgot about last week, and a little bit of chaos.

Professionally relatable for:

• 🩺 Certified Nursing Assistants (CNAs)

• 💉 Licensed Practical/Vocational Nurses (LPNs/LVNs)

• 🏥 Med-Surg Registered Nurses (RNs)

• 🚑 ICU & ER Nurses

• 👵🏼 Geriatric & Long-Term Care Nurses

• 🏡 Home Health Nurses

• 🍼 Pediatric and NICU Nurses

• 🤰 Labor & Delivery Nurses

• 💔 Hospice Nurses

• 🩻 Nursing Students (prepare yourselves...)

Features:

• ✅ 100% polyester body for long-lasting durability and shape retention

• 📦 Boxed corners for extra space to carry all your essentials (and some trauma)

• 💪 Reinforced stitching on handles for dependable daily use

• 🧼 Easy to clean and maintain for real-life nurse use

Care Instructions:
Remove all items before cleaning. Pretreat visible stains with stain remover. Mix warm water with a mild detergent and gently clean using a soft bristle brush or washcloth. Let air dry.